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The debian guys have a good sense of humor:

mikeage@linode ~$ aptitude -h | tail -n 1
This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.
mikeage@linode ~$ apt-get -h | tail -n 1
This APT has Super Cow Powers.
mikeage@linode ~$ aptitude moo
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.
mikeage@linode ~$ apt-get moo
(__)
(oo)
/——\/
/ | ||
* /\—/\
~~ ~~
….”Have you mooed today?”…
mikeage@linode ~$ aptitude -v moo
There really are no Easter Eggs in this program.
mikeage@linode ~$ aptitude -vv moo
Didn’t I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program?
mikeage@linode ~$ aptitude -vvv moo
Stop it!
mikeage@linode ~$ aptitude -vvvv moo
Okay, okay, if I give you an Easter Egg, will you go away?
mikeage@linode ~$ aptitude -vvvvv moo
All right, you win.

/—-\
——-/ \
/ \
/ |
—————–/ ——–\
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mikeage@linode ~$ aptitude -vvvvvv moo
What is it? It’s an elephant being eaten by a snake, of course.